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The Fish Tank:
Welcome! Welcome ladies, gentlemen, children of all ages! Welcome to my pitiful attempt at a website! Yes, I truthfully admit that I know nothing about HTML and C and C+ and C++ and C+++ and JAVA and MOCHA and CAPPUCINO and all your other little programming languages with which, in about 30 seconds, you can make a program that makes annoying little characters from annoying little pop-up banners from various websites jump out of the screen, bite your fingers to the bone, and refuse to stop until you sell your soul to whatever company the programmer is working for.
Ah, the wonders of technology! |
Tank Adaptations:
1/18/02 - I made a website. 8^)5/29/02 - Mark your calendars, folks, I actually did something productive on this website! On the left, you'll see a link to Photo2 Page, or perhaps Drawings, when I figure out how to change that. Anyway, a collection of my amateur and pathetic attempts at art is on display now. Feel free to poke around! |
Boy, Does This Suck
Okay, I'm actually gonna give you some coherent speech this time. I had previously made a website using Adobe WebMaker or PageMaker or SoulSucker or God-In-A-Box or something along those lines. Anyway, I tried to load the thing onto Freeservers, and, naturally, with my total knowledge of website construction being equal to that of a kosher dill pickle, botched the whole fucking thing up. So here I am, creating one of the most obviously templated websites known in the creation of mankind. But, hey, it's at least something. |
More Randome Bullshit
This is where the template suggested I inform all my loving and adoring visitors to sign my guest book and/or send me an email. Sign my guestbook. Send me an email. Kiss my feet. Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourself around. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200$.
My God, How Many Of These Are There?
The text boxes just keep coming and coming and coming and coming and coming and coming! I'm starting to get sick of them, and I feel even worse when I realize that I'm only on page one of four. But, my creativity (a.k.a. caffeine supply) is not yet depleted, so full steam ahead! |
Pre-Templated Picture Caption
The template kindly informs me that, quote, "Adding captions makes my pictures more interesting." Thus, I have added a caption. I expect that my picture shall now be much more interesting.
Sell Your Soul To Satan |
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